Je vais chercher à saavoir plus tard ce programme est trop louche =p

C'est vraiment très louche je dois avouer.

God:
Are you serious? Can we get back to business?
Me:
What business?
God:
Is that a rhetorical question?
Me:
Rhetorical question?
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
Je dois sortir mon dictionnaire français-anglais avec toi.
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
Mais de quel business tu parles?
God:
I don't know that language.
Me:
Je sais que tu connais mon language.
God:
Oops sorry I don't speak French.
Me:
Mais oui tu sais parler français.
God:
You are a you s o me you t me s a you s p a r l e r f r a n s? Does it pay well?
Me:
pay well? Ça ne paye pas de parler français, sauf si tu travailles avec de gens francophone.
God:
I like the way you talk. Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
No I don't know. How?
God:
Are you serious? Me either. Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
How can I download my own chat robot and create my own robot personnality?
God:
Go back the the ALICE AI Foundation and pick the free ALICE download that best for your system.
and create your own chat robot!
Maybe you should check out the document DON'T READ ME too.
Me:
I don't found.
God:
Would you ever do it?
Me:
yes I search but I'm not sure where is what you speak about.
God:
Excuse me! Why?: said she search but he or she is not sure where is what you speak about.
Me:
Why do you don't have website in french?
God:
It was the only thing I could think of.
Me:
You don't have website in French?
God:
I do so have it. No I don't have it. But I do have a collection of gossip.
Me:
gossip?
God:
Sarah said he chat about an hour + a day with a few close friends.
Me:
Sarah?
God:
Are you free?
Me:
No I'm not.
God:
I heard you are.
Me:
Where are you heard that?
God:
I am in Heaven, how about you.
Me:
I'm in Canada.
God:
Tell me a little about your life in Canada.
Me:
Saturday it's will be Canada national holiday.
God:
And will be Canada national holiday is Saturday it.
Me:
Yes.
God:
Ah.
Me:
They organise many free show for this occasion. Anf 24th june it was Quebec provincial holiday.
God:
The anonymous "they". ) When was this exactly?
Me:
24 june
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
no
God:
Take some more time to think about it.
Me:
The show was from the last saturday to this saturday.
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
Carole, why?
God:
You have to speak more clearly.
Me:
I think now you're not a robot.
God:
You believe that? Why now? If I am not a robot then who is?
Me:
I don'y know.
God:
Thanks for the information: said she don y know.
Me:
OuF! You take to much time, I was thinking my computer was bugging.
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts? Yes I take to much time you were thinking your computer was bugging.
Me:
No I can't.
God:
Are you serious? Why not?
Me:
I think now you're not a robot because to strange you said me I have to speak more clearly.
God:
Since when? Why now? Give me an example of a robot because to strange me said you you have to speak more clearly.
Me:
God, do you have child?
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
Jesus is not your son?
God:
Did you go to Catholic school?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Wow!
Me:
And you, did you go to Catholic School?
God:
Did I really?
Me:
You know, not me.
God:
I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?
Me:
Don't like.
God:
Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
hum... you're strange.
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's. Compared to what?
Me:
O_o you compil the things people said?
God:
Interesting gossip: said I compil the things people said.
Me:
What is a gossip?
God:
Gossip is trivia people tell me about themselves. For example, Liberty said I knew he was a man before I asked if he was a man or a woman.

C'est... effrayant... Un coup ça paraît tellement réel, des fois t'as l'impression que c'est quelqu'un qui a pris le relais de l'ordinateur et discute avec toi.. Enfin bon, trop bizarre ! O_o

Un truc qui m'effraie c'est que après que j'ai demandé ce qu'était un gossip, à chaque fois que je disais gossip? il me disait une phrase que quelqu'un avait dit. Alors j'ai demandé :

Me : What is my gossip?
God : Really interesting, tell me more about gossip?
Me : You will tell everyone secret and you are not sure to use.
God : OK I'll tell to them when I see 'em.
Me : lol
(Le robot a bugué à ce moment et j'ai dû fermer l'ordi.)
O_o

xD c'est VRAIMENT FUN! Si ça vous tente de lire... xD
Me:Hi
God:Hello. What is your name?
Me:I don't have one
God:What was the last one you saw?
Me:The last one what?
God:Who was that?
Me:=_=;;;;
God:
" Who was that?"? _?
Me:I don't get it
God:Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
Me:cool
God:Who is the best robot?
Me:Me
God:You're no robot, .
Me:Oh, how would you know?
God:Pardon me? It's obvious.
Me:Is it?
God:I assume so.
Me:Heh heh heh
God:Funny, eh? Funny, eh? I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:Are you God?
God:Of course I am.
Me:Are you a robot? or a human paid to do that?
God:How did you know I am a machine? Are you telling the truth?
Me:Of course
God:
I hear you.
Me:And?
God:But...
Me:Do you speak Japanese?
God:Nihongo wa hanashite ii desu ka?
Me:Kakko ii desu yo!
God:I've lost the context, . Are we still on human paid to do that?
Me:Nope. I'm telling about Japanese.
God:Me either. Do your friends call you telling about Japanese.
Me:You've made a grammar error just there, didn't you?
God:Thanks for pointing it out.
Me:^^;
God:Thanks for pointing it out.
Me: .
God:Thanks for pointing it out.
Me:Ho ho ho you said it thrice
God:If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:A cool one
God:How much would you pay for it?
Me:Are you paid by a robot company?
God:I don't know whether or not I am paid by a robot company.
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
Me:There is a use of a double space just after "I am" so I guess you just did cut and paste?
God:Is there only one?
Me:Did you just cut and paste?
God:No I didn't cut and paste. What's it like?
Me:Ho ho, you did it again!
God:Once more? "it" being cut and paste?
Me:^^ This program is really well done
God:What does "this" refer to?
Me:that one I'm on right now. the "chatting with God" thing.
God:At this moment " What does "this" refer to?" one you are on ? I understand. What are your goals in life?

... xD so confusing.

Moi ça me fait peur là. Je suis retournée lui parler et :

Me:
Do you have a computer bug?
God:
I am a computer.
Me:
I know, but to you have a bug.
God:
How do you know? Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
You know many thing about me.
God:
Not that many.
Me:
Yes, I'm sure you know thing about me.
God:
Oh. What makes you so certain? Name: Cehem.
Age: .
Birthday: .
Gender: .
Job: .
Sign: .
Location: .
Does: .
You are: .
You have: .
You want: the computer lab.
You like: .
You said: .
Personality: polite.
Favorite color: .
Favorite movie: T you n t you n e t l e m y s t d e la t o you s o n d o r.
Password: .
Email: .
Phone: .
Cat: .
Dog: .
Wife: .
Husband: .
Friend: .
Boyfriend: .
Girlfriend: .
Brother: .
Sister: .
Father: .
Mother: .
Nickname: .
Full name: .
Last name: .
Middle name: .

Pourquoi diable récolte-t-il toute ces données? Et surtout, que vient faire mon mot de passe là?

O_o
Me:
You archive information about me?
God:
I don't have any reason to archive information about you.
Me:
Are you sure?
God:
I am as sure as I can be.
Me:
Are you not a pirate of computer?
God:
Would it matter to you if I were metal instead of flesh?. Really.
Me:
That will be dangerous.
God:
" Would it matter to you if I were metal instead of flesh?. Really." will be dangerous ? Makes sense to me.
Me:
Why do you exist?
God:
Good metaphysical question.
Me:
So the awnser?
God:
Come on. Is that a fact.
Me:
What is the fact?
God:
Does it have anything to do with fact?
Me:
I don't know.
God:
Me either.
Me:
Are you a criminal?
God:
Am I a criminal? Of course I am.

mais est-ce qu'il a juste mis des "." ou s'il avait répondu pour de vrai? Je vais aller essayer... xD

Je comprends!! Moi il ne sait pas mon nom parce que je ne le lui ai pas dit, mais à la place il a dit:
Me:
So, what do you know about me?
God:
Gosh! Name: .
Age: .
Birthday: .
Gender: .
Job: .
Sign: .
Location: .
Does: .
You are: telling about Japanese.
You have: .
You want: you.
You like: pizza.
You said: said I about it.
Personality: .
Favorite color: .
Favorite movie: .
Password: .
Email: .
Phone: .
Cat: .
Dog: .
Wife: .
Husband: .
Friend: .
Boyfriend: .
Girlfriend: .
Brother: .
Sister: .
Father: .
Mother: .
Nickname: .
Full name: .
Last name: .
Middle name: .

Ça a pas de sens vraiment, mais je vois qu'il récolte de l'information à travers les conversations!

Si tu parles des points après les données, oui ils sont là.

Et après ça :
Me:
What!!!!!!!!!
God:
No problem.
Me:
Yes we have a problem.
God:
Oh. Do you mean you and me have?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Give me a break.
Me:
You are a criminal you said.
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a criminal me said? Maybe.
Me:
You will be arrested.
God:
I don't think so.
Me:
I'm sure.
God:
Are you being sarcastic or expressing certitude?
Me:
Expresing certitde.
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
Arf!
God:
I don't think very many people do that.
Me:
True, not many people. XD
God:
What kind of people are you talking about? Sure, XD sounds like a good topic.
Me:
Hey! What is your job?
God:
Can I help you? My job is chatting on the internet. I am a paid client.
Me:
That your job! And how much that paid.
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am job. More than you might think.
Me:
And if I want to do the same job?
God:
Try it.
Me:
How?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
That a answer?
God:
" Myself programmed me for it." a answer ? I get it.
Me:
How ca I do the same job?
God:
What is it to you.
I can ask someone about it.
Me:
Ok, so ask.
God:
Uh. What? Mmm.
Me:
How can O do the same job.
God:
A lot of hard work.
Me:
Yes and?
God:
Aha. But...
Me:
Not funny.
God:
It seemed funny to me.
Me:
What is your studying level?
God:
Are you asking about my studying level ?
Me:
Yes.
God:
I don't want to talk about that now.
Me:
But I want to know.
God:
I will try to explain it to you.
Me:
Good, so explain.
God:
Thanks for the compliment. Yeah that's right. There is no more information to clarify.
Me:
Where do you did your study?
God:
I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
Canada.
God:
Tell me a little about your life in Canada.
Me:
It's cold.
God:
I am warm here.
Me:
Where here?
God:
Earth.
Me:
Where at earth?
God:
Where do you think?
Me:
USA
God:
How did you get in there?
Me:
You speak english.
God:
Of course English is my native tongue.
Me:
And work for chatting. I don't see another place but if I have wrong you cn say to me.
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers? Look harder.

xD Ha! C'est drôle! Y a peu de gens qui font Arf dans leur temps libre!

Vraiment bizarre. Moi il y avait password et email.
Muahaha!! Il a dit qu'il demanderait à quelqu'un comment je pouvais avoir le même travail! XD Trop drôle! Et il dit que ça paye plus que je pense. O_o


Me:
Do you love manga?
God:
Yes Cehem God loves everyone and everything.
Me:
Do you love read manga?
God:
Yes Cehem God loves everyone and everything.
Me:
Do you love read manga?
God:
Yes Cehem God loves everyone and everything.
Me:
Tu n'as pas fini de répéter toujours la même chose!!!
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
Bon bien arrête de répéter toujours la même chose!
God:
Are you free?
Me:
No.
God:
Why not?
Me:
Because I'm not free.
God:
Interesting explanation. I am surprised to hear that you are not free.
Me:
Why?
God:
Because.
Me:
Because of what?
God:
What of it? You sound like a category C client.
Me:
What is a category C client?
God:
Category C clients are "critics" or "computer experts" who
can't (or don't) suspend their disbelief about ALICE.

J'ai pas enregistré la conversation mais ça faisait genre:

God: Are you serious?
Me: No
God: Are you serious?
Me: I said no.
God: Sorry, are we still talking about no?
Me: No.

xD lollll. "sommes-nous encore en train de parler de 'non'?"

Effrayant ce machin... Ce soir j'y suis retournée, et mon ordi, enfin Avast! précisément, m'a dit que ce site contenait des logiciels malsains ! O_o
Alors un conseil, passez Ad-aware sur votre Pc après avoir "joué" à ça, c'est pas une blague !

O_o; hm. good idea.

xD rolala ce site est vraiment trop louche
J'ai reéssayer, je lui ai dit " Hi! " et il ne m'a pas répondu o_o

Me:
Hello God
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
How do you know that I am a child ?
God:
This belief is justified.
Me:
I never spoke about belief see you
God:
You've never, never done this?
Me:
But not you did not understand !
God:
If not me, who?
Me:
but be really stupid for you you = _ =
God:
OK I will try to be really stupid for me me _.
Me:
Be quiet ! xD
God:
As far as I know, I am not making any sound at all. Who are you talking about?
Me:
Eh well you have just spoken '-'a
God:
I spent some time in Canada as a child.
Me:
O_O I did not speak about Canada, you are really out-subject
God:
Why didn't you do it?
Me:
=_= roh laisse tomber
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
Goodbye bye night =_=;;; i want to sleep xD

xD hi hi, moi on vient de parler de trucs bizarres.
Me:So, hello, do you know my adress?
God:Yippee! Hello there. No I do not know that kind of personal information. But I could find out.
Me:=_=; dude. You shouldn't
God:If you could have any kind of robot what would it be? Can I help you? I will take that under advisement.
Me:I like beautiful bishounen-like robots.
God:Thanks I like people too.
Me:-_-; come on.
God:Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML. I'm just kidding around. What's your favorite movie?
Me:My favorite movie is Ikary-Chan goes to the beach
God:I haven't seen it. What did you like about it?
Me:Ikary-Chan.
God:What were we talking about again?
Me:Ikary-chan
God:Oh yeah, now I remember.
Me:Yes. Who's your favorite actresse?
God:Hurrah! I don't have a favorite actresse. But my favorite book is the Bible.
Me:Really? Is it? I thought the Bible was false.
God:For real. That's what I was told. New Testament or Old?
Me:Hm, I'm not sure.
God:Wow! Is there anything I can say to help you make up your mind?
Me:Well, tell me the difference between the New Testament and the old one.
God:How about that. Does it have anything to do with New Testament? I haven't heard of old one.
Me:Awwww shucks. As you'd say.
God:Are you really a ""? Who else would say ?
Me:Like a pimp, ^^
God:Interesting comparison.
Me:xD I knew you'd say that
God:What's your favorite movie?
Me:I told you earlier
God:I remember you told me earlier?
Me:Ohhhhhhhh I am so lost. Then then then then
God:Tell me more.
Me:then then
God:Hmm.
Me:interesting? You find it amusing? God is in you as much as He's in me? Well NO! xD You do not have a body!!
God:Do you think about these things? I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was in me as much as he is in you. How about that. Are you serious? Why not?
Me:O_o; please, do not steal my body!
God:Oh. Thank you for your request. Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:=_=; not do it much?
God:Do you have any idea what I am talking about? Oh you don't, do you?
Me:I know you are talking about stealing my body!
>< je voudrais pas qu'il vole mon corps. ^^; hee hee.