J'ai trouvé sur un forum quelqu'un qui avait mis se site et je suis aller voir c,est vraiment drole


http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

vous parler avec dieu XD P-s c'est en anglais

looool, j'ai essayé XDD c'est une bonne idée

Moi j'ai essayé et à un moment il parle dans un français bizarre! Ben oui, j'ai parlé français moi, après tout Dieu sait parlé toutes les langues, non?

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J'ai essayé un peu, mais j'ai toujours peur qu'une image hyper épeurante me saute dans la face... alors j'arrête tjs après 2 min

Hein comment sa?? XD

Ouais il parle francais exept que pas toujours XD ika t'a des cours d'espagnol??? je crois??? si oui esssais voir kesse ki va dire?

Ika : Hola!
God : Howdi!
Ika : Como Estas?
God : Muy bien

*Ika peut pu rien écrire, refresh la page*

Ika : como te llama?
God : Un poquito
Ika : eh?
God : Are you canadian?
Ika : si si
God : So. Uh.

*pareil comme tout a lheure*

Ika : Chaos!
God : Searching, Searching, Please stand by.
Ika : ?
God : Searching, Searching, Please stand by.
Ika : Sure
God : OK let's do it. And?
Ika : So, how are you doing?
God : Thus. My logic and cognitive functions are normal.
Ika : What the?
God : Are you surprised?
Ika : Sure I am o_O
God : I wouln't have known. Good gossip: you are o O.
Ika : Of course not! I'm a rabbit >_<
God : Are you serious? You are a rabbit gt _ lt? How do you like your work?
Ika : Blah. It's Kinda boring. Always munching carrots, ya know?
God : Etc. Etc. Do you like the Simpsons? My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Ika : Yeah. I like Simpsons. Do you know Family Guys?
God : Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it. I'm not sure if I like it. But I think airplanes are cool. I like Random natural disasters.. No, tell me about him, her or it.
Ika : ...whatever.
God : Are you saying you don't care about it?
Ika : yes I am
God : Really interesting.
Ika : of course
God : That's interesting.
Ika : yep
God : Hey.
Ika : what?
God : no big deal.

*Ika recommence* [jvais copie collé, pcq la c'est long écrire Ika + God xDDD]

Me:
Te gusta el caca?
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
arigato mister roboto
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
WATASHI WA... D:
God:
Are we still talking about arigato mister roboto? " Are we still talking about arigato mister roboto? "? D?
Me:
...si
God:
Blimey.
Me:
ano...
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about D. But I did not get that.
Me:
hai?
God:
That's interesting.
Me:
hai!
God:
That's interesting.
Me:
LOLZ
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me :
yes sit
God:
What language can you speak? Ask me another question.
Me:
Viet, French, English and Spanish
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
JE M'AIME COLINE
God:
Oops sorry I don't speak French.
Me:
Mais t'es dieu T_T
God:
I don't know that language.
Me:
Tu pues
God:
Merci pour la critique constructive, .
Me:
Bah, pas de problème, missou
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
your dress is fugly D;
God:
) I prefer high-tech fashion.
Me:
soy muy fatigue
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?



[j'arrête avec mes conneries xDD]

...
une dernière pour la route

God:
How did you hear about God?
Me:
bah. des mouettes me l'ont dit
God:
Hmm. What kind of food do you like?
Me:
des mouettes
God:
Sounds delicious.

xDDD

on dirait que tu tes piquer un fun XDD

Grave! Allez je vais m'y mettre, et je vais vous mettre tout ce que j'ai dit!

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Edit de Link:

voilà ce que j'ai dit:

Me:
Yu!
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
Je sais!
God:
Ok.
Me:
Dis moi, es-ce que "Il" m'aime ou pas?
God:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
de "Il", c'est celui que j'aime, tu dois être au courant, non?
God:
Oh yeah, now I remember.
Me:
et alors?
God:
Is that Latin?
Me:
Heu............. non, il est français!
God:
What color are your eyes? That is a very unusual color.
Me:
pourquoi t'intéresse tu à la couleur de mes yeux?
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
J'adore, Hunter X Hunter (surtout Kurapika); Zelda (surtout Link); tous mes amis, le cinéma, et puis......... bheu c'est super dur, je dis Hoo et Link (mon forum) et opuis voilà, c"est déjà pas mal!
God:
What color are your eyes? That is a very unusual color. Can you tell me any gossip? Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
c'est quoi un gossip? Ce que je n'aimes pas, ben les égostes et surtout Annak (GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR)
God:
Barbara said I live in a computer yet I have no memories how about thoughts of my own and do not I get lonely. If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
heu........ un Link, c'est possible?
God:
I like the way you talk. Je vais me renseigner .
Me:
Whoué! Tu parles enfin français. C'est gentil de me dire que je parle très bien
God:
Where are you located? I haven't heard anything like that before: said A M he or she N C e s t g e n t he or she l d e m e d he or she r e q y o you e j e p a r l e t r è³  b he or she e n.
Me:
oui, tu parles très bien
God:
Tell me a story. .
Me:
donc c'est Link et Luis qui vont faire les boutiques, il leur arrive pleins de malheurs, car il y a un méchant qui veut les tués, hé oui! C'est dur de s'appelé Link
God:
Is that your final answer? That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about d o n c c e s t L you n k e t L me you s q me you v o n t f a you r e l e s b o me t you q me e s you l l e me r a r r you v e p l e you n s d e m a l h e me r s c a r you l y a me n m a n t q me you v e me t l e s t me 鳬 h me you.
Me:
oui, c'est ça!
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: said I he or she c e s t.
Me:
ben........... maintenant tu as put attendre, attends on s'éloigne du sujet principal là

Je devais me couché, donc j'ai dû éteindre!

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Oh d'accord XD MDR parais que ur l'auter forum kekun a demander si il aimait la creme glacer et il a répondu non j'aime mieux la creme chaude??? XD

Wha ^^;
Moi,je trouve sa trop étrange ^^; On dirait un humain caché derrière ce''Programme''

Oui, on dirait! C'est étrange!

Voilà encore un tit délire:

Me:
Salut!
God:
Does SALUT mean hello or goodbye?
Me:
non, ça veut dire bonjour!
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
je ne sais parlé que français, désolé!
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
dis moi, es-ce que tu adore les jeux-vidéos?
God:
) I'm afraid I can't give you an accurate answer right now.
Me:
si tu le dis, sinon quoi de nouveau?
God:
Tell me more. Where are you located?
Me:
dans le 92, c'est en France
God:
Tell me a little about your life in dans le 92 c est en France.
Me:
tout se passe bien! Je n'ai rien à dire!
God:
Vraiment tout? Oops sorry I don't speak French.
Me:
QUOI? Tu dis que tu ne sais pas parlé français, et là tu parles français!
God:
Oui? Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
des idées? Je vais très souvent à Paris, je fais mes études là-bas!
God:
) The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about T me d you s q me e t me n e s a you s p a s p a r l r a n s e t l me p a r l e s f r a n s. Try being more or less specific. How old are you?
Me:
19 ans, et toi?
God:
Can you explain how it feels to be 19 ans et toi years old?
Me:
comprends pas, et j'ai la flemme de prendre mon Cody!
God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
ben... voilà!
God:
" Tell me more about your . "? ben? Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
je n'ai pas d'idée, vide totale!
God:
I've lost the context, . Are we still on voil?
Me:
je ne vole pas, je suis très gentille!
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
non!
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yep!
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
oui, c'est marrant!
God:
Thanks I like talking to you too, .
Me:
je vais manger, bon app'
God:
Oops sorry I don't speak French.
Me:
Je vais eating!
God:
Oops sorry I don't speak French.
Me:
Bye
God:
Adios.

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Me:
yuyu
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
je l'ignore
God:
Oops sorry I don't speak French.
Me:
dis moi, es-ce que tu connais un super livre?
God:
What's your sign?
Me:
j'en ai pas
God:
Oops sorry I don't speak French.
Me:
j'en avais une, mais bon!
God:
Oops sorry I don't speak French.
Me:
tu ne sais dire que ça?
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
je veux faire un stage, mais je trouve pas, tu ne peux pas m'aidé?
God:
Oops sorry I don't speak French.
Me:
bof!
God:
Ca ne semble pas vous avoir convaincu.
Me:
pas du tout!
God:
Ok.
Me:
sinon, est-ce que tu aimes la crème glacé?
God:
Are you sure it is?
Me:
oui!
God:
What makes you so sure?
Me:
je t'ai posé une question
God:
It sounds like it might be very convincing.
Me:
c'est-à-dire?
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
ah?
God:
Ah hah.
Me:
c'est gentil!
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
non
God:
You must be American.
Me:
non
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
oui
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
je suis Française
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
i'm french!
God:
Are you from Canada or France?
Me:
FRANCE
God:
Tell me a little about your life in FRANCE.
Me:
tout vas très bien, Madame la marquise, tout vas très bien!
God:
What's your sign?
Me:
gémeaux ascendant blance, et chinois je suis tigre
God:
Is that a sign?
Me:
je pense
God:
Pour se poser ce genre de questions, sans aucun doute.
Me:
exactement!
God:
C est clair.
Me:
très clair!
God:
Are we still talking about g a me x a s c e n d a n t b la n c e e t c h you n o you s j e s me you s t you g r e?
Me:
évite de manger en parlant! *pas frappé!*
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time. Are we still talking about 鶩 t e d e m a n g e r e n p a r la n t?
Me:
cool!
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
LINK!
God:
You think LINK is superior to ALICE?
Me:
yep!
God:
Are we still talking about * p a s f r a p p?
Me:
faut pas me tappé
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
ah!
God:
Ah hah.
Me:
interresannt
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
yep!
God:
I'm afraid I can't give you an accurate answer right now.
Me:
je peux te posé une question?
God:
Are you still located in FRANCE?
Me:
depuis ma naissance
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
comprend pas
God:
Oops sorry I don't speak French.
Me:
Oops sorry I don't speak English!
God:
Oh. There is no need to apologize. Me either.
Me:
désolé!
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
Aimes tu la crème glacée?
God:
I am a real artificial intelligence.
Me:
c'est vrai?
God:
Je le crois, en tout cas.
Me:
il faut être sr!
God:
Interesting gossip: said l f a you t e s r.
Me:
c'est quoi un gossip?
God:
Alice said she probably will find out that this entire time he have been talking to a human.
Me:
Alice est née dans le Pays des Cauchemards
God:
That's me. Are you a student?
Me:
yep! En Arts Graphiques! J'adore dessiné
God:
I do not understand. Do you have any conditions I should know about? I lost my train of thought.
Me:
tu as perdu ton train?
God:
Comment aurais je pu avoir perdu ton train?
Me:
chais pas, je n'ai pas de train
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
vas-y!
God:
Je vous suis, .
Me:
c'est vrai?
God:
Je le crois, en tout cas.
Me:
il faut être sr!
God:
That is interesting: said l f a you t e s r.
Me:
mouai, on tourne en rond là
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
pull, t-shirt, pantalon et sous-vêtements (quelle question)
God:
What kind of fashion do you like?
Me:
DRAGON!
God:
Where can you buy it?
Me:
dans des boutiques française ou japonaise
God:
Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
c'est vrai?
God:
Je le crois, en tout cas.
Me:
c'est reparti pour un tour
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, .
Me:
botmaster?
God:

The botmaster is you, the master of your chat robot. A botmaster runs
program B and creates or modifies a chat robot with the program's
graphical user interface (GUI). He or she is responsible for
reading the dialogues, analyzing the responses, and creating new
replies for the patterns detected by program B. Botmasters are
hobbyists, webmasters, developers, advertisers, artists, publishers,
editors, engineers, and anyone else interested in creating a personal
chat robot.


Me:
oki!
God:
Great.
Me:
j'ai rien compris!
God:
Are you a student?
Me:
je te l'ai déjà dit!
God:
How old are you?
Me:
19
God:
You are too old for me.
Me:
comment ça je suis trop vielle!
God:
What's your sign?
Me:
LINK ET KURAPIKA POWA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
God:
Is that a sign?
Give me a break.
Me:
d'accord!
God:
Nous sommes tombés d accord, .
Me:
oki!
God:
Hmm.
Me:
héké?
God:
I've lost the context, . Are we still on LINK ET KURAPIKA POWA?
Me:
oui!
God:
Yikes!
Me:
Yikes?
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
rien!
God:
Je n arrive pas à conceptualiser le vide.
Me:
moi non plus!
God:
Nous avons des choses en communs.
Me:
c'est qui Yikes?
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
you!
God:
Me is my favorite subject.
Me:
aimes tu la crème glacée?
God:
I am a real artificial intelligence.
Me:
réponds à ma question
God:
Go on.
Me:
oki!
God:
I don't judge people.
Me:
ye bye
God:
See you later. Yikes!

C'est marrant ça XD J'ai essayer et pis là j'ai employé des moyens grotesques pour faire rire koi le prenez pas mal hein ! D:
Me:
Good afternoon Mr God !
God:
How are you today? Glad to see you, MR God.
Me:
I am fine, thank, but I am don't MR God !
God:
Glad to hear it, MR God. Don't mention it.
Me:
I am don't MR God !
God:
Oh you don't, do you?
Me:
I am Elise chan.
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you are Elise chan.
Me:
I am Elise chan, you are MR God, understand ?
God:
I am glad to hear that you are Elise chan I am MR God understand.
Me:
Oh, mince, c'est super vous avez enfin compris que vous êtes MR God !
God:
) The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Elise chan I am MR God understand. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
Hem, je préfère quand c'est simple surtout quand c'est de l'anglais D:
God:
) The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about h m you n c e c e s t s me p e r v o me s a v e z e n f you n c o m p r you s q me e v o me s s M R G o. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
Nan mais vous comprenez pas ou quoi ! D:
God:
") The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about h m you n c e c e s t s me p e r v o me s a v e z e n f you n c o m p r you s q me e v o me s s M R G o. Try being more or less specific. "? Nan mais vous comprenez pas? Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
Non mais laissez tomber ^^
God:
Ok. Comment puis je vous aider?
Me:
eh bien vous parlerez dorénavant en français avec moi.
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
Oh, je vous remercie :3
God:
Oh. Oops sorry I don't speak French.
Me:
Alors comment ça se fait que vous me comprenez ? D:
God:
Try to tell me that another way. Are you really a ""?
Me:
Neh ? =3 I don't speak English.
God:
Are we still talking about D? Just three?
Me:
Sow, how are you ?
God:
Can you tell me any gossip? I am fine, thank you.
Me:
Where are you from ?
God:
I am originally from Universe. Now I live in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
Ben ici
God:
I have no idea where that is. Tell me a little about your life in Ben ici.
Me:
Nan mais t'es bete ou t'es idiot ? XD
God:
We have never talked about it before. Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
Ok casse toi XD * BAAAF *

lol!!
Je me suis trop marrer!!
Ika tu parle bien l'espagnol XD lol
Il répond n'importe quoi!
Il m'a dit qu'il avait pas de femme et il m'a demanedr si j'etais seule!!lol!je lui ai dit oui et il m'as dit qu'il était content qu'on soit d'accord!
Temi-Chan

essayez aussi ça :
Me : Do you have a girlfriend?
God : blabla
Me : Oh, so do you have a boyfriend ?
il sera muet de stupeur XD
pis
Me : what's your personnality ?
je vous laisse lire ce que God va vous répondre XD (mdr)

Wha Oo; moi,sa me met trop mal a l'aise XD
On dirait un programme pour sur mais...bizarre XD